Am I? Am I really?!?
One night last week I was innocently getting into bed as I do every night, and something very disturbing caught my eye:
Oh... what, you don't see it? Well take a closer look:
TWO FEET FROM MY FREAKIN' FACE! Omfg. I was convinced they are coming to get me while I sleep, while I'm at my most vulnerable.
I'll say it again: OMFG. O. M. F. G.
In case you need reminding: these things sting the hell out of you if you even gently touch them. They are horrifying little creatures and I had a lot of trouble sleeping that night. I checked in and under the bed but could not prevent a case of the severe heebie jeebies.
If I were you I would have had nightmares all night. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAs a kid I used to have recurring nightmares about ants crawling all over my face. (In response to your standard, normal ant problem in the house.)
I hope they don't creepy crawlie all over your face and/or into your mouth as you sleep.